Aaron, Hor-Hay, and Stevie take another look at the classic co-op shooter Contra. (Again, everybody’s too quiet, but instead of subtitling, with one exception, I amplified the sound as much as possible. Hope you can understand us.)
Aaron takes on a mixed genre game, and in the process, learns things about himself and underboob that he’ll never forget.
It’s a war of stars when the return of that guy who played a Jedi causes the Empire to strike back. An Empire of space cats, that is.
I give you guys the rundown on the future of Pantsless Shorts, answer some questions, and show a deleted scene.